Description: After an assassination by Charles J. Guiteau (a mentally ill person). The battling begins for who will become next president. But it is not long before another mysterious assassination happens. Also a suspicious reporter interviews Trump.
Here is my history project that I originally got a D on (70%).
Epic Rap History Lyrics:
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU TO THE LATEST EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!
GROVER CLEVELAND VS. BENJAMIN HARRISON!
President president president.
I was born to be president!
But was I was born by my parents.
Ann is my mom and Reverend is my dad!
And let me say something that's pretty sad, but also in a way kind of rad!
Oh! Yo! Listen up! Real talk here!
My dad died and because of lament I never went to college.
But now I'm the next president, because I still got that knowledge.
I am also a drinker so you might see me at the bar.
But my lyrics are fire, hashtag Allah Akbar!
And I'm also a smoker so I get pretty lit.
But now I'm dead, so I probably should of quit.
But let me get back in the present tense!
I was one of the unhealthiest presidents!
But on a good note I got married in the White House!
So I guess it really was my house!
Her name was Francis!
And I like the way she dances!
Haters gonna hate that I'm the next candidate!
'Cause Ben is going to loose - it's his fate!
Now it's time for you Harrison to "presentate"!
Uh! Yo! Hey it's me Harrison!
And I don't think you are ready for this son!
I'm a better president than you could ever be, now it's time for me to open up your eyes and see.
You see, my wife Anna died when I was in office. But I still lead this country like if there was no crisis.
And every single one of my voters be chanting: "President! President! P-P-P-P-PRESIDENT!"
'Cause they know - in the white house - I'm the next resident! Resident! R-R-R-R- Resident!
I be riding bikes with no handle bars!
Because no-one can seem to handle my bars!
I know I can't rap or sing that's why I'm not in choir!
But that still does not mean, my lyrics ain't fire!
"Wild for the night, for-for-for being polite! I'm going-"
President! President! P-P-P-P-President! ×3
Being president is main occupation.
I went to Fayettville to get my education.
So now I'm ready to leady this nation!
Ayy we get turnt in the U.S.A.
I'ma win this election no matter what you say.
Uh! I was already senator for eight years before I was one of your biggest fears.
Is it because you can't handle my bars is why you drink all the beers?
But, hey! Don't mind me! I'm just asking the questions!
Making sure you got all the right intentions.
So excuse me while I step into my oval office!
YOU CAN CALL ME MICHAEL SCOTT 'CAUSE NOW I'M RUNNING THIS OFFICE!
Yo! Next up we got president McKinley!
Or should I say? M.C. Kinley!
Anyways, he's the twenty-fifth president of this nation! And I'm only saying this right now because I need a good transition.
About his information.
On his assassination!
Then that way, I probably won't get that bad of a grade on my presentation!
President. President. P-P-P-P-President!
YOU DECIDE!! JUST KIDDING! THIS STUFF HAPPENED OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
... UH SILLY BILLY! (-Shout out if you get that!)
The reason why the lyrics stopped is because my Ipad is a little outdated so I could only edit so much before it would crash, hopefully you enjoyed them!
The songs used were:
Leagues - Walking Backwards (Xeno Edit)
Bear McCreary - The Walking Dead (Main Theme)
Desiigner - Panda Instrumental and Skrillex - Wild for the Night (Xeno Mashup)
Dave Porter - Parking Garage Standoff
No copyright infringement intended.
Credits and Special thanks to...
The Davis Family
"Mini Max" - Camera Man
Matt Kehrer (Xeno)
Dia Kuhr - Camera Woman
Kylii Smith - Interviewer
Mrs. Batey (Our History Teacher)
Matthew Kehrer (Xeno)
End credits, Epic Rap Battle of History lyrics, and songs used are in the description.